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In order to lighten the mood
around here a bit, I've decided to start an evil conpiracies thread. What's
this you ask? Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out after an evil conspiracy or
two. :P
Evil Conspiracy 1
Silver Horde
Rearranging the bolded letters, one derives
"evil." Coincidence? NO! EVIL CONSPIRACY!
Also note, they're one letter away from "evil
dogs," only missing the letter "g." Strangely enough, the
first letter of the word "greatness" begins with the letter
"g," and Silver Horde also lacks that. Coincidence? NO! EVIL
CONSPIRACY!
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10/28/03 18:36:06 EST
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Myre is clearly speechless
after zer0's display of intellect.
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10/28/03 19:33:52 EST
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Hey, I never said these
things would be brilliant. :P
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10/28/03 19:41:53 EST
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look at the bored
people!!...point and take pity on these poor souls ;)
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Evil Conspiracy 3
It has come to my attention that a strange disease has
afflicted many members of Fury, causing them to fall ill. The longer you're
in Fury, the more likely you are to catch it. It seems to be somewhat
contagious, but there's no proof that being in Fury is causation for it. Yet,
there seems to be some association between them...
As such, I've named the disease "Fury PMS."
Fury PMS seems to be caused in Fury members that have constantly been
fighting other alliance that force their hand, most notably Silver Horder
(recall SH=evil). Symptoms include the desire to blow up stuff (anything
really), whining, muscle spasms, frothing at the mouth, incoherent rambling,
and headaches.
The good news is, Fury PMS is not fatal and can be treated! Talk to other Fury members, leaders,
etc., remember that its just a game, go out for a nice walk, eat ice cream,
or take a nice long nap. Alternative eastern treatments include suiciding on
planets, acupuncture, and certain herbal concoctions. Use those at your risk.
And remember kids, only you can stop Fury PMS!
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Evil Conspiracy 4
10/29/03 16:44:08
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Port 26513 destroyed S.H.S. Samtron, owned by Burton (995), in Sector
26513.
10/29/03 16:43:58 EST
Port Rim destroyed |ZP| Long Ship Names Are Stupid, owned
by Legho (965), in Sector 14177.
Both ZP and SH lose repairing tamarans to port raids ...
within a few seconds of each other!
There is only one logical conclusion to this - it's a
computer bug! The polish computers are going to implode! Run for your lives!
Get out while you can!
+happening twice within 10 seconds
+both being poles
+conspiracy theorising
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Evil Conspiracy 5
ToMa has been MIA for quite a while. He resurfaced for a
few days a while ago, claiming internet connection problems, only to
disappear for an even longer period of time.
One theory running theory is that aliens abducted him and
only let him come back so we wouldn't get too suspicious. However, it has
been confirmed by Daddoo that not only was ToMA abducted by aliens, but also
that he was abducted by Silver Horde aliens and that Poland is the new age
Area 51.
Interestingly enough, it has also been reported that
lately SH members have been seen smoking Cuban cigars, linking the aliens
with the communists. Apparently the communists have bankrolled the aliens in
an attempt to impede Fury's rise. Why the communists are doing this, we
aren't quite sure. But we do know that the communists also had a hand in the
assaisination of JFK, so it can only be assumed that ToMa's integral role in
Fury played some role in their vile actions...
Edit: Note how the word "communist" lines up
three times. Clearly the aliens are behind this as well. Wonder if the reds
bankrolled this too.
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Zer0das, I love it. It is way
too funny. :D
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Sorry, but I speak for my
people when I say Cubans haven't been paying aliens, they only sell cigars to
them.
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That's what you want us to think.
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Evil Conspiracy 6
As the aformented conspiracy noted, the disappearance of
ToMa is clearly due to aliens and communists. However, there's another
disappearance occuring right underneath our noses! Solace has been regularly
kidnapped by aliens during the day, only to return for 20 minutes!
Clearly the aliens methods are becoming more vile. They
have realized that we have noticed the disappearance of ToMa, so to
minimalize any witch hunts we might be inclined to start, they've started to
make it appear as if nothing is wrong.
So they merely abduct our leaders for 99.9% of the day
instead of all of it. Note, that when you remove the decimal point and flip
99.9, the number derived is 666! This means that aliens, communists, and
Satan are all in league in the coalition against Fury. Clearly, many great
powers have interests in seeing Fury fall, for some unknown reason...
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*Me Watches as Zer0das gets
dragged away by men in suits from a black van*
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*Floats around at the top of
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*Salutes Zer0das Intellect
and knowledge....this stuff is funny!
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you have way to much time on
your hands:P
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Evil Conspiracy 7
Recently it was noted that the communists were out to get
us. It turns out not only the communists are after us, but also the Russians
as a whole. It turns out that both the Bolsheviks and Mensheviks are angry
that Fury are using their respective colors of red and white. They have thus
allied themselves with the alien Poles and the Cubans in an attempt to strike
Fury until it is incapable of anything. So wear your colors with pride, because
we have a lot of enemies due to them. :o
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hmmmm there has to bea limti
to wat u can think of
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Likely, but I wouldn't hold
my breath...
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Evil Conspiracy #8
It has become apparent to many of the FURY members that
zer0das has actually himself become influenced by these so called aliens and
communists and cigars and some magical dust found on his keyboard. The aliens
are OBVIOUSLY controlling his mind causing him to write these mind boggling
conspiracies in order to confuse and create general chaos within the FURY
alliance.
He himself is bringing down the alliance using these
witty evil conspiracies, when the biggest conspiracy itself if zer0das and
his conspiracies.
May god help us from these strange and obviously evil,
malignant conspiracies.
/me goes and hides in a dark shadowy corner reading over
35 year old newspapers, and drawing circles between papers of that era and
modern papers....
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JLP, nice job keeping the
thread going...
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Is that a bad thing Moosie?
>:P
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no it is not a bad
thing...reading this thread is good entertainment. :)
Although the statement was intentionally ambiguous to
allow for personal taste and preferences regarding this matter.
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Well i enjoyed reading them,
and wanted to see other "evil" conspiracies emerge....the
conspiracies of conspiracies are always the most confusing and most
entertaining conspiracies :P...redundant? perhaps
-JLP
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Evil Conspiracy 9
Upon docking for the night I had 1863 turns. As many of
you know, 1863 was in the middle of the American Civil War. An hour later, my
turns read 1943, the hey day of World War II. Clearly some power is at work,
reminding us that our war against Sh bears just as much importance as the two
aformented wars.
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lol.... zer0, these are
getting a bit twisted.
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Not-Quite-Evil Conspiracy #9
I had 1776 turns the other day....when i came on to IRC i
mentioned it...and nobody even knew what that turn count and thus YEAR was
special for! how sad!!
-JLP
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The american cival war was
importent?
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uh...yes it was. Very
important to the direction of America
as a nation.
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is there really any war that
isnt important?
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To those fighting, every war
is important. To others, who can sit in a different time or in a different
place, they are less so.
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meh, ITS NOT A CIVIL WAR
the revolutionary war was more of a "civil war"
than the actual war of northern agression
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huh? there was 2 wars?
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1776 = Year US declares
Independance
Revolutionary War had already ended, or was nearly
finished by this time.
This could be considered a civil war since we had yet to
break off officially from England.
The civil war 1865 was also a war. United States
citizens fighting United
States citizens.
-JLP
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/me points
the south already formed its own government and
soveriegnty, even had its own money. The revolutionary war was british
fighting british
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JLP, 1776 was when
independence was declared therefore starting the war, it was not at the end
of the war!!!
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hmmmm, is it just me or do
most topics turn into sumthing different from what they were originally?
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It always happens that way
Squee^_^
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It's called evolution.
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Mutation ========Evil
mutating Threads========
I believe mutation might be an accurate term to use.
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Evil Conspiracy #(I've Lost Count) 10?
Moosie is trying to confuse us all. These conspiracies
are actually true! His "mutation" of the thread is meant as a
diversion to cloud the truth in each of these conspiracies!
Off with his head! He works against us! He must pay for
the crimes of his alien heritage! (well that's a bit strange).
Keep the Conspiracies alive! They hold the key to
unlocking the thing hidden in the thing located at that place where all
conspiracies lie....the human brain.
-JLP
(the content within this post, does not reflect the views
of Fury or any of its Members, Allies, Associates, Leaders, or anyone at all.
They are purely figments of the imagination...if there is such a thing)
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/me chops of Moosie's head..
And then feeds him cookies..
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Him?
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Shhh, you'll let the next
Evil Conspiracy out of the bag!
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hmmm evil conspiracy of the
evil conspiracy: there is evil conspiracy 1 and 3 but no 2!!!
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It's called mod oppression
which is another whole conspiriacy on it's own ;)
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/me head explodes
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/me sews Moosies head back on
don't do that again!
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Evil Conspiracy #11
GC members....interfering with the truth....must block
the....*sighs relaxedly*.... what on earth am i saying? there is no
conspiracy at all about GC trying to take over Fury from the inside. Oh, and
they are not going to turn on Fury and help SH in the war...what were you
loons thinking anyway? So don't even bother asking...because there is no
conspiracy...only truth....only...only....damn lost my train of thought....
-JLP
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#2 was me proving that SH is
uber evil.
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/JLP opens big can of worms
I think your brain just shrank^_^
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Don't forget that putting a
layer of tinfoil over your head can block those little voices caused by the
government broadcasts...Remember to replace frequently, as the foil can only
hold so much EMR
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TINFOIL DOES NOT WORK!!!
you have to use lead, its the only way to block it!!!
and it will help save you from the radiation^_^
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/me thanks Draconia for
sewing HER head back on.
/me rips off JLPs arm and beats him with it. /me then
rips off rental's arm and beats rental with both his, and JLP's arm. **All
needles and sewing thread are hear by banned from the Fury Alliance areas.
(evil conspiracy # 13!)
Suffer all evil Fury members who would even think of
abusing sweet loveable cookie momma! :)
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Ow.
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yahe...thta
hutr...
/me regenerates his arm using modern cloning techniques
now i can type well again at least
-JLP
/me hereby revokes the GC ability to post about evil
conspiracies...mod anyone...make this happen! Just kiddin
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hmm.....cloning. Reminds me
of Clonaid.
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clonaid is evil, lying SoB's.
Add that to your list of conspiracies Zero:)
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